look ma - i made it!
REGRETSY
(Items found for sale on the ETSY website that are just hilarious)
Some regretsy samples :
too funny.
*I think many may refer to her as “emily z” because recently I was somewhere she wasn’t and everyone was all “you’re emily z’s cousin?!”
Sometimes I call her “E” - an affectionate nod to entourage.
Now I am going to pop half an ambien so I can sleep then go to ashtanga yoga at 6am.
the last time I got up at 5:30am was………was………..um……….
My day is weird tomorrow…after that will be a job interview, then an out-of-the-way lunch to use up a gift card with a friend, then a random “mixer,” then a hula hoop class (supposedly).
