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Pants are hard for me.
VERY hard.
“Nice in the thigh & butt, can’t button waist.
Perfect length, too tight.
Fits everywhere, but cuff is mid-shin.”
WHY?!!! WHHHHHHHYYYYYY?!!!!!!
What “perfect” shape of woman are pants made for?
Why can’t manufacturers just do measurement sizing?
Why does this size 10 pant work when I generally fit size a 6 skirt across the board?
Who cares. Whatev. They do.

No yanking them up when I stand/sit.
No feeling bound when I bend.
Sure, the tweed looks sorta black-pants-washed-with-an-accidental-kleenex.
But at $4.99, I not only like it, I love it.

Plus, they have a functioning button on the pockets.










