hi. i’m not in brazil.
Hi friends.
Welcome to the day after Thanksgiving.
I should be living it up in Brazil.
But I am not.
Apparently, Brazil is one of 5 countries we Americans must get a tourist visa to visit.
FYI, the other 4 are : China, Russia, India and Bolivia.
woe is meeeeee!!!
Getting turned away at the airport is (not) AWESOME.
But life goes on.
Instead, I spent my bday getting a body wrap and massage at The Stoneleigh
(where I had the entire spa to myself!) and then ate some family Turkey dinner.
No Brazil, but at least there was maple cream rubbed lovingly into my derm.
In other news, have you heard the new Kanye CD My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?
Man, I was excited to hear it with all the rave reviews.
But, dang dude, Kanye - can you please grow up?
I mean, the music/production is OUTSTANDING.
Glorious, creative, innovative, fresh, new…all around awesome.
He borrows from Cee Lo, Imogen Heap, M.I.A. and other divergent styles.
(I would love an instrumental version)
But then Kanye sings and raps.
Mostly with lyrics that have no creative poetry, invective, irony or insight.
Literal lyrics about strippers, sex, getting wasted, holding grudges, being better than everybody else, etc!
I guess he’s rather immature and insecure, but if at 33, with all he’s experienced,
that’s all he has to say…what a waste.









